In extremis

I’m sorry, 9110456282735. It’s for the best. My internet expires June 15th, long-distance relationships of any kind never work out, and I absolutely despise women. It might have to do with my mom being a total whore and pimping her children out to whatever sick fucking pedophile boyfriend she had at the time, but so far, I have’nt seen many positive qualities from the opposite sex. I’m a total mysogynist at heart, and I need to be real. You and I have a hot/cold relationship, we are interested in completely different things, and we never, EVER see each other. The fact that we think similarly and have similar problems is just a fluke. We have seven billion people on this planet. Some of them have to be alike. I was a total dick to you when we first met, and I can’t take that back. Having a mental illness is no excuse. To be fair, I’m not just dropping you. I’m getting rid of all my female friends. Males should cultivate friendships with each other, and females should cultivate friendships with each other. The only time they should mix is in romance; otherwise, things get fucking messy. My negative qualities are that I’m neurotic, pig-headed, sexist, racist, schizophrenic, controlling, and often fake. Your negative qualities are that you have no moral compass, you have no compassion, you are neurotic, you are lazy, selfish, arrogant, think that you are intelligent (when in reality, you have the I.Q. of an autistic goldfish), weak, and (no offense) a hedonistic skank. Don’t think that I mean these words only for you. I mean them for the entire female gender. I support women’s rights and I believe in equality between men and women, but women have’nt demonstrated that they can use their freedom responsibly. Come to think of it, most of humanity hasn’t done that. I might just be a on a fucking mind-trip here, but I mean what I say; I think women are shallow, pretentious, cock-sucking, semen-sipping, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, gold-digging, lazy, ugly outhouse weasels that are terrible at making decisions and have no sense of honor, loyalty, or human decency. I wish I could say these words to your face, but this piss-poor excuse for a website will have to do. Now, if you’ll excuse me, good luck and godspeed, 4938731986791386743698. Prepare for severance.